PHIL Hey there, you sad, deluded cuckold /Or you spousal equivalent of slime. I peek into her coworker's bedroom, and he's on top of my girl straight gettin'. Those guys deserve to be a school assignment, the work of a boy maybe 7 or 8. Dude Dakota just watched that guy take his girl he is a total cuck right now. Tags: bald beta male cuck failure george ouzounian hypocrite liar.